Sweet what does mine say dude

Jesse : What does that mean? Jesse : Whoa! Dude, you're a dude! Pizzacoli : [knocks on the door] Open up, you 2 slackers! Jesse and Chester : [quietly] Mr. Pizzacoli : You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers! Jesse and Chester : [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house] Uh-oh. Chester : It's open! Jesse : OHHH! Jesse : Jesse Chester Jesse : Please your shibby at the beep.

Chester : Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude. Jesse : I'm not the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag! Jesse : I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe. Alien Nordic Dude : But the universe? Jesse : [mocking the Nordic dude's accent] "Screw the Universe!

Alien Nordic Dudes : Screw the universe? Zoltan : You gotta activate the Jesse : What? Chester : Hurry, activate it, dude! Chester : I think that's it, dude. Jesse : Thank you, Captain Obvious. Jesse : Stupid llamas! Jesse : I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games! Jesse : Hang in there, Dude. Tortured Mannequin : [hangs in there]. Jesse : You know what we should do? Chester : Eat? Jesse : No. Jesse : Eat! Jumpsuit Chick 1 : First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure.

Jesse : I've heard that one before Jesse : Look, it's an elephant! Pizzacoli : [turning around] What? Jesse : It was just a mailman. Jesse : Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?

Chester : [opens cupboard] I'd say it's entirely possible. Jesse : What's up? Chester : Animal Planet! Jesse : Man, I just had the craziest dream. Chester : About what? Jesse : I don't remember. Jesse : Wait a second.

I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. Chester : Maybe you should go sit on the toilet.

You know what the feeling is? It's love! Chester : Is that what that is? Jesse : Yeah, I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma. Chester : Yeah! No Time To Die. The French Dispatch. Last Night in Soho. Red Notice. Ron's Gone Wrong. The Estate. The Last Duel. One Shot. Doom Patrol. Love Life. Star Trek: Prodigy. The Problem with Jon Stewart. Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol.

Guilty Party. No Score Yet. Grey's Anatomy. Chester : Where's your car, dude? Jesse : Who's Johnny Potsmoker? Chester : Oh ,that's my alter ego. Chester : No. Yours is Smokey McPot. Jesse : Oh yeah. Chester : A barn? Jesse : Is it red? Jesse : Then it's not a barn! Pizzacoli : [knocks on the door] Open up, you 2 slackers! Jesse and Chester : [quietly] Mr.

Pizzacoli : You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers!

Jesse and Chester : [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house] Uh-oh. Chester : It's open! Jesse : OHHH! Jesse : Jesse Chester Jesse : Please your shibby at the beep.

Chester : Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude. Jesse : I'm not the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag! Zoltan : You gotta activate the Jesse : What? Chester : Hurry, activate it, dude! Chester : I think that's it, dude. Jesse : Thank you, Captain Obvious. Chester : Morphing is cool! Chester : Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts! Jesse : You know what we should do? Chester : Eat?

Jesse : No. Jesse : Eat! Chester : [to Jesse] It's Mrs. Maybe she'll give us a ride. Chester : Mrs. Crabbleman : [see's Chester]. Crabbleman : [purposefully swerves to hit Chester with her car] Fuckin' stoners.

Chester : Look, a unicorn! Pizzacoli looks]. Pizzacoli : A unicorn? Chester : Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse. Jesse : Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?